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Play MAJORITY SAYS !!! -- The Free Game where the Majority Rules !!!


for Friday, February 20




Make your own PERSONAL opinions count on...

For each question, select the answer that
best matches your own PERSONAL choice.

Try to answer EVERY question -- even if some
are so tough you have to toss a mental coin.

All the answers are
TOTALLY ANONYMOUS --
so don't hesitate to tell the truth.

The results of today's survey, including YOUR OWN
answers, will become tomorrow's game of...
Majority Says !!!

 

Would you rather have the email address...
genius@egomaniacs.org
?
bozo@clowns.net

 
For the rest of your life, would you rather give up your...
Bed (and have to sleep on the floor)
?
Phone (and everybody else's phone, too!)

 
The United States Supreme Court Justices...
The wisest, fairest, most knowledgeable, and least corruptible jurists in America
?
The best judges money can buy

 
Elvis Presley asks: "Are you lonesome tonight?"
Yes
?
Tell Mr. Presley to mind his own business!

 
If we wanted to call someone irresponsible, who should we pick -- you or your best friend?
Call Me Irresponsible
?
Call My Best Friend Irresponsible

 
If YOU were in charge of the Pearly Gates, would you send Jeff Bezos to...
Heaven
?
Hell -- but if he's got his checkbook with him, maybe we can work something out

 
Do you know anyone PERSONALLY who you think is a genius?
Yes
?
No

 
Can you find Middle C on a piano?
Yes
?
No

 
Did you read your horoscope within the last couple of month?
Yes
?
No

 
We can provide you with you own, full-time, award-winning, classically-trained, Cordon Bleu, personal chef -- at NO CHARGE! You should know, however, that this chef murdered his previous employer, and was recently released for exemplary behavior after serving 12 years of his 20 year prison term. Will you take the free chef?
Sure
?
Uh, no thanks

 
   
Now, to make your votes count...

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